Stupid Wannabe Presidential Candidate Lies

Ladies and Gentlemen, we present Hillary Clinton. She certainly has experience at being careless with the truth!

No Stupid Employees Here

Stupid Sub Shop Employees

 

Isn’t it great that we finally got the sub shop employees to start wearing disposable gloves while they are making our subs?

You know what I mean; the guy with the bits of dirt or whatever under his fingernails!  They use to think we liked to have him take five or six slices of ham or whatever and dig his nails into the pile in order to separate each piece.  When he was done with that, he would ask if you wanted cheese.  I can still recall how long it would take to get the cheese slices apart.  Dig, Dig, dig!

    

So he has the gloves now but I don’t understand why he still feels that it is necessary to tuck his hair up under his hat rub his nose or scratch his ass while he’s in between green peppers and onions.  Thanks, but I don’t even touch my own head when I’m making my sandwiches.

 

 

Famous Employees in History Who Sucked

Monica Lewinsky - Former White House under Bill Clinton


Rock Hudson - Signed with Universal-International in 1948 and loaned to Warner Bros. (no pun intended) so he was technically an employee of the studio.

Nominate Employees in history who sucked

Hey, where is everyone?

I guess everyone is too busy looking for stupid employees to visit the newest blog on the planet.

Look; Senator Obama is definitely not a stupid employee. He should be the next President. Take a look at his speech, I realize it's a bit long but it's worth it. He will rid the Hill of stupid employees.

One fine employee for the people

Miss South Carolina will make a fine employee for a major corporation. Maybe she could be a spokesperson?

It's hard to believe it but these people work for somebody!

Stupid Employee of the Month - March

Even though we still have a way to go, I think it's safe to say that Governor Eliot Spitzer is the State of New York's stupid employee for the month for March.
Please feel free to nominate next month's Stupid Employee of the Month. Don't forget t tell us why. If you have a picture or video link that would be great!

Nominate a Stupid Employee of the Month

Memo

MEMO

FROM: MANAGEMENT

TO: ALL EMPLOYEES

SUBJECT: SICK DAYS

We will no longer accept a doctor's note as proof of sickness. If you were well enough to go to the doctor, you were well enough to have come to work. If you have any questions, please discuss them with your immediate supervisor.

I was thinking

You must know someone who is a stupid employee. If so, I would like to hear your story. Send me an email at stupidemployee@gmail.com

Management Staff Tryouts?