Sunday, February 14, 2010

No Golden parachute for this employee

Canada's Alexandre Bilodeau wins the men's moguls freestyle skiing title on Sunday

Canada's first gold won by Alexandre Bilodeau. Definitely not a stupid employee.

Fox Employee Sarah Palin Gibberish

See the definition below then watch the video. Actually, watch any of the SP videos!

Gibberish is a generic term in English for talking that sounds like speech, but carries no actual meaning. This meaning has also been extended to meaningless text or gobbledygook. The common theme in gibberish statements is a lack of literal sense, which can be described as a presence of nonsense. The word may derive from the word "jabber" ("to talk nonsense"), with the "-ish" suffix to signify a language; alternatively, the term gibberish may derive from the eclectic mix of English, Spanish, Hebrew, Hindi and Arabic spoken on the British territory of Gibraltar, which is unintelligible to non-natives.

The term was first seen in English in the early 16th century [1]. A common theory is that the word comes from the name of the famous 8th-century Islamic alchemist, Jabir ibn Hayyan, whose name was Latinized as "Geber", thus the term "gibberish" arose as a reference to the incomprehensible technical jargon often used by Jabir and other alchemists who followed.[2] A second explanation is from the British colony Gibraltar (from Arabic Gabal-Tariq, meaning Mountain of Tariq), whose residents frequently speak in Spanish and English during their conversations. Gibraltarians will often start a sentence in Spanish and switch to English halfway through, making it difficult for non-locals to follow.

"Hopey" "Changey"? Go away Sarah, the President and the country have work to do!

Letterman - Top Ten Sarah Palin Tips For Writing a Book

Sarah Palin Doncha Know - By Golly!

All you people who think she can run for President, don't forget all her interviews as VP candidate.

Ladies and Gentlemen, your new First Lady Sarah Palin - NOT!

Another day at the office!

These guys aren't stupid, they're just plain crazy!

From the Boss Shamus

Hey don't forget to send us your stupid employee stuff to
These good old boys is sure "havin" fun huh? And one of them is a "dayddy" too.

Why would a WalMart employee fall for this. I guess she will be promoted to the IT department.

Sort of like some other transit properties.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Stupid Wannabe Presidential Candidate Lies

Ladies and Gentlemen, we present Hillary Clinton. She certainly has experience at being careless with the truth!

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Friday, March 21, 2008

Stupid Sub Shop Employees


Isn’t it great that we finally got the sub shop employees to start wearing disposable gloves while they are making our subs?

You know what I mean; the guy with the bits of dirt or whatever under his fingernails!  They use to think we liked to have him take five or six slices of ham or whatever and dig his nails into the pile in order to separate each piece.  When he was done with that, he would ask if you wanted cheese.  I can still recall how long it would take to get the cheese slices apart.  Dig, Dig, dig!


So he has the gloves now but I don’t understand why he still feels that it is necessary to tuck his hair up under his hat rub his nose or scratch his ass while he’s in between green peppers and onions.  Thanks, but I don’t even touch my own head when I’m making my sandwiches.



Famous Employees in History Who Sucked

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Monica Lewinsky - Former White House under Bill Clinton

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Rock Hudson - Signed with Universal-International in 1948 and loaned to Warner Bros. (no pun intended) so he was technically an employee of the studio.

Nominate Employees in history who sucked

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Hey, where is everyone?

I guess everyone is too busy looking for stupid employees to visit the newest blog on the planet.

Look; Senator Obama is definitely not a stupid employee. He should be the next President. Take a look at his speech, I realize it's a bit long but it's worth it. He will rid the Hill of stupid employees.

One fine employee for the people

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Stupid Employee of the Month - March

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Even though we still have a way to go, I think it's safe to say that Governor Eliot Spitzer is the State of New York's stupid employee for the month for March.
Please feel free to nominate next month's Stupid Employee of the Month. Don't forget t tell us why. If you have a picture or video link that would be great!

Nominate a Stupid Employee of the Month

Saturday, March 15, 2008






We will no longer accept a doctor's note as proof of sickness. If you were well enough to go to the doctor, you were well enough to have come to work. If you have any questions, please discuss them with your immediate supervisor.

I was thinking

You must know someone who is a stupid employee. If so, I would like to hear your story. Send me an email at

Management Staff Tryouts?